so, im really starting to adjust to life in this parallel universe called oz... and indeed it is oz... however, in lots of ways it's alot like home... but just different...
and here in oz, i'm a lot like i am at home... but becoming more different... a little each day in lots of good ways... and being challenged in many ways... it's good though... more on that lata... maybe even next time... yeah most definitely next time...
so, i could start by telling you about how laid back awzzies are... it's a bit like the game clue at times, or so i think what clue would be like, being that i never even played clue... cuz u see i hate board games... yes, i used the word hate in regards to a board game, i feel that strongly about them... they are called 'bored' games for a reason... but anyway, i digress... clue cuz i need lots of clues to figure things out here half the time...
or i could talk about the huntsman... no, not a man that likes to hunt, rather a SPIDER!!! that i can only conclude from its' name... likes to hunt man?!?!?!?! WHA!!!... now in ny, sure we have spiders and they sure do come in various colors and sizes etc... but NEVER do they get names!!! unless of course u capture one, make it ur pet, then name it ... but that would be just plain weird...
so as the story goes... a couple of friends and i were about to get into another friends car... when the friend with the car just casually happens to mention the fact that a huntsman was spotted in the car and not to worry about it... cuz apparently this one didn't have fangs... FANGS!?!!? WHAT!!!! and yes apparently they are poisonous too... very poisonous and hairy and big too... so to make a long story short... no huntsman that day... THANK GOD!...
however this day, my housemate rachel had the pleasure of it sticking to her ankle, yes, STICKING!!!... needless to say, a life and death battle ensued between two girls, a huntsman and a bottle of bug spray... in the middle of a busy intersection on a sweltering hot, sunny day in the hills district of new south wales... and thank GOD our 'lil friend "hunty" lost that battle this day...
and apparently she posted pics of our friend "hunty's" hairy non 'lil carcas on facebook... but to be honest with you... i don't want to see it... in this case, the less i know... the bettah...
on a side note... i just got up for a yogurt break and had to kill a cockroach the size of a turkish delight (cindy that ones for u... hint hint... for everyone else... the size of a cookie)... soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
plz pray for me... SERIOUSLY... plz pray for me... that's all i'm sayin...
ok... so, here are some things we could learn from the awzzies so far...
#1- two flush styles to choose for the toilet bowl... more water or less water depending on need... ya know what i'm sayin right?...(and yes the water does swirl the opposite way)
#2- every single electrical outlet has a switch over it to turn it on or off as needed...
#3- they have way less fake, fatty and nasty, chemically processed ingredients in their foods...
#4- they are just some overall pretty chill peeps...
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